Hortonioni

Is it a Ponzi Scheme? 🤔

Does money for film grants and contests come from the submission fees themselves? ASKING FOR A...ME.

May 7 • Abigail Horton

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April 2026

Mystery in many forms demands imagination and forces us to pay attention 🔎

My newest cinema pseudo-theory develops!!

Apr 30

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Block the Merger!! ...+ Yay for Coffeehouse Cinema!

This leveraged buyout of WB by Paramount is bad news for all of us & puts VAST power in the hands of the few. ...+Coffeehouse Cinema with fabulous…

Apr 24 • Abigail Horton

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The "just go shoot a movie on your iPhone!" has always annoyed me 🤳🏻😵‍💫

🤳🏻😵‍💫 (We shot Blow Up My Life on the Canon C300 m2)

Apr 16 • Abigail Horton

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Your April Media Recs!

Ambitiously-Authored Cinema in Theaters! Vamossss! 🏃‍♀️

Apr 3 • Abigail Horton

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March 2026

Dream Weaving Cinema

Literal nighttime dreams and what are they telling us?

Mar 23 • Abigail Horton

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An opening credits sequence that benches 300! 🏋🏻‍♀️

A breakdown of why we needed the BUML opening credits sequence to do so much heavy lifting.

Mar 12 • Abigail Horton

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Chef Boi NonDē is HERE

Have no fear! Follow along with the making-of Ryan's new NonDē film

Mar 5 • Abigail Horton

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It's a Dropbox folder, not a graveyard!

All the unmade scripts over the years...we're still on good terms.

Mar 3 • Abigail Horton

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February 2026

Hortonioni Oscars

Snubs win in my Oscars!

Feb 19 • Abigail Horton

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The making of a movie poster

How we got from scratching our heads to a poster at AMC Theaters!

Feb 6 • Abigail Horton

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January 2026

Siphoning my income to the Adobe Creative Cloud money sinkhole

But I neeeeeeeed ALL THE PROGRAMS!

Jan 29 • Abigail Horton

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